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Aerate - Air currents are directed towards the orifices of the target, bloating their insides.
Agonize - This spell inflicts great amounts of pain on the target. A manipulation of neurology, no wounds appear.
Alter Fluids - Transforms the target's body fluids or products into a substance of the caster's choosing.
Amputate - Leaves the target without arms or legs.
Anguish - This spell burdens the target with overwhelming sorrow and angst.
Annotate - Imbues a story poem with a curse that triggers upon reading. The writing itself determines the nature of the curse.
Appetize - This spell bestows upon the target an insatiable hunger for something of the caster's choosing.
Aromatize - Bestows upon the target a stink of the caster’s choosing. Cannot be showered off.
Askesis - Inflicts great amounts of pain on the caster in exchange for energy.
Assess Artifact - Identifies and reveals any curses on a given artifact.
Aureole - Summons circular, interspatial portals. A caster can create any number, designating which lead to which.
Beguile - The target of this spell will feel amenable and amorous towards the caster.
Bemuse - The target of this spell will feel unable to think or reason clearly.
Benumb - Reduces or removes the target’s ability to feel tactile sensation.
Bestialize - Temporarily transforms the victim into a feral version of themselves. The caster may choose to include a more animalistic cognition, or keep their target's mind intact for the duration.
Bind - Glowing magic tendrils wind around the target’s limbs, restraining them as desired.
Blind - Blinds the target.
Coddle - Causes the target to experience hindering if not immobilizing degrees of comfort and placidity.
Cloying Cocoon - Envelops the target in a slimy, translucent membrane.
Confect - Transforms the target into a dessert. The shape, color, and flavor of the dessert resembles the target's original appearance.
Conjoin - Joins the bodies of two targets.
Commence Routine - Forces the target into a daze in which they perform a repetitive, menial task.
Corrupt - Causes the target to undergo temporary corruption - they become bigger, more monstrous, and more powerful. Very costly to maintain.
Darken - The surrounding area's light dissipates - candles burn out, lights flicker off, windows darken.
Declaw - Removes claws and/or teeth from the target.
Deliquesce - The target melts into a steaming, bubbling pool of black ichor. This kills or destroys most targets.
Desiccate - Sucks the moisture out of the target, withering them into a husk
Detect Heat - Causes heat sources to glow for the caster.
Diminish - Shrinks the target's genitalia, breasts, muscle mass, or other attractive trait.
Dim Wits - Renders the target extremely stupid.
Divulge - Forces the target to tell the truth, or reveal a secret.
Domesticate - The target of this spell will feel fiercely obedient of the caster, and - if directed - fiercely protective.
Endow - Bestows the target with proportionately massive genitalia and/or breasts, as desired.
Encase - Surrounds the target with a clear substance that then solidifies into a hard sphere.
Engorge - Causes the target to take on excess weight, possibly to an immobilizing degree.
Engross - Forces the target to become fascinated with the desired object, experience, or idea.
Ennui - Renders the target apathetic and despondent.
Epilate - Instantaneously plucks all the fur, hair, or feathers from the target.
Erogenous Glow - Causes the target’s genitalia, anus, nipples, and mouth to emit a soft light.
Expedite - Causes the target to move very quickly. An excellent spell for mounts.
Feed Soil - The ground beneath the target softens, swallowing them up before resolidifying.
Flatten - Crushes the target into a thin puck.
Flay - Removes the skin from the target. Excellent for hunting.
Fool’s Fate - Causes the target to laugh themselves to death.
Fornify - Transforms the target into a piece of furniture or other fixture of the caster’s choosing.
Gush - Forces the target to become exceedingly productive in the desired fluid or product.
Heat Sink - Sucks the body heat from the target.
Illustrate - Breathes life into a painting or drawing.
Immolate - Raging flames pour forth from the caster, who can direct their movement and intensity. This spell is difficult to maintain for long.
Instill Sapience - Bestows intelligent thought and speech capabilities upon a beast, plant, or inanimate object until dismissed. Inanimate objects and plants also become animate. This is costly to maintain, particularly for inanimate objects.
Impede - Causes the target to move very slowly.
Implant Thought - Imparts a specific idea or belief into the target’s mind. They’re convinced the thought is their own.
Invade Slumber - Projects the caster into the target’s dream.
Inveigle - The target is persuaded by the caster. They don't suspect their decision was influenced until hours later.
Jellify - Transforms the target into a translucent, ooze-like version of themselves. This form is amorphous, and can reshape itself to some degree.
Kindle Desire - The target finds themselves with an insatiable fetish of the caster’s choosing.
Living Salve - A spell that manifests as an ooze that seeks out the target's wounds, knitting flesh and bone back together.
Magnify - Enlarges the target to the desired size.
Maze Mind - Traps the target in an illusory labyrinth of madness. The effect ends when the labyrinth is solved; if the target is killed by a creature or trap within the maze, they are only respawned within the maze to try again. The experience may feel centuries long to the target, when only seconds pass in Nodd.
Mold Flesh - Allows the caster to manipulate the target as though made of clay.
Mortify - Causes something embarrassing to happen to the target.
Mucilage - Fires a spray of tacky, glue like substance that smothers and binds the target. The substance is transparent and dries to a tough but stretchy rubber-like consistency in seconds. The material eventually becomes brittle and ineffective, usually within several hours.
Mute - The target will become unable to speak.
Nauseate - Causes waves of debilitating nausea to overwhelm the target.
Nullify - Leaves the target with a featureless groin. They retain a urethra and anus, but no genitalia.
Peer - Allows the caster to glance briefly forward in time.
Pacify Furniture - A spell that renders ambulant furniture temporarily non-aggressive.
Petrify - Turns the target to stone.
Phantom Touch - Summons ghostly blue hands, tongues, or genitalia to interact with the target.
Phosphoresce - Summons bioluminescent vegetation and insects to light the caster's way.
Pluck Thought - Removes a specific thought or belief from the target’s mind.
Plushify - Transforms the target into a plush version of themselves. Can be animate or inanimate, as the caster desires.
Priapus - Bestows upon the target an excessively engorged erection that will not subside for hours. Climaxing doesn't affect the spell.
Project - Summons a brief, intangible visualization of the target's current thoughts.
Puppet - Controls the target as though a marionette. Remotely responds to hand gestures.
Purge - Cleanses the body of all substances and toxins by inducing the caster to vomit up an arcane bile.
Puzzle Box - Generates and manifests a unique handheld puzzle based on the caster’s intellect. Disappears only when solved, granting the solver the gloam used to create it. The more difficult the puzzle, the more costly it is to make, and the more rewarding it is to solve.
Quench - All liquid is drawn from the nearby environment and forced into the target, bloating their insides.
Quell - The target of this spell will feel calm, subdued, and physically relaxed.
Ravaging Roots - Summons thick vines which embed themselves in the target’s every orifice.
Reduce - Shrinks the target to the desired size.
Roil Guts - Causes the target to become gaseous and/or defecate excessively.
Rouse - Leaves the target intensely aroused.
Replicate - Creates a clone of the target. The clone has its own separate awareness, and does not know it’s a clone.
Serpentine Limb - Changes a limb, tail, cock, or other appendage into an eyeless serpentine creature with a mouth. Sentient and animate; may or may not have teeth and a bad attitude.
Shuffle - Rearranges random, minor elements of the current situation. Often results in people swapping places, having different drinks in front of them, being in a different room, etc.
Siphon Soul - Draws the awareness from the target, rendering it a physical gas that can be contained, transferred, or destroyed.
Somnolesce - This spell puts the target to sleep.
Sphere of Solitude - This spell encloses the caster in a meditative pocket dimension, inaccessible by others unless dispelled.
Starve - Inflicts extreme hunger and thirst on the target.
Steal Breath - Sucks the breath from the target’s lungs, rendering them unable to breathe.
Summon Swarm - This spell calls forth a swarm of small, stinging or biting creatures that will pursue the target.
Suspend - This spell briefly pauses time for all but the caster.
Supplant Shadow - Assumes the role of the target’s shadow.
Terrorize - Manifests the target’s most feared imagery as an immersive illusion.
Thirsty Tendrils - Entangles the target in ravenous, leech-mouthed tentacles.
Torrid Torrent - A wave of heat pours forth from the caster’s artifact. Ranges from pleasurable to deadly, depending on intent and skill.
Transfigure - Changes the target's sex.
Transmogrify - Randomly changes the target's appearance. Possibilities include slight aesthetic differences, size or weight differences, changes to sex or species, or morphing into an inanimate object.
Transmute - Transforms the target into an inanimate object. Their cognition and senses remain intact.
Transplant - Swaps the target's mind with another.
Udderance - Endows the target with a fat, veiny udder with four teats. May replace genitalia as desired.
Undo Carnage - Reverses any and all destruction done in the immediate area during last few chimes.
Unnerve - Causes the target to falter in their confidence.
Void Whisper - Compels the target to kill themselves or another, as desired.
Welcome Darkness - A spell that induces a quick, painless, and peaceful death for the target.
Wring Flesh - Painfully twists the target’s limbs, torso, genitalia, or neck.